Little Red House = Haunted House

by popular demand the true story of the haunted little red house

What does Napoleon Dynamite and the Little Red House have in common? Well before Jonathan Heder became famous, he worked on haunted houses. Yes the Little Red House was a Halloween Haunted house around 1990-91. It was a creation of the Heder brothers. It contained a coffin from which emerged a scary body. There was an axe murderer and mad surgeon. There was even a trap door up stairs which sprung open to terrify whoever was in the house. There was blood, spooks and other very scary things. The kids in church had a great time. However there was a problem.

One boy that went through the little red house walked out the door and was never seen from again. I remember he was really scared. He ran outside screaming to the top of his lungs. He headed up the hill and disappeared in the woods behind the house. We all thought he was teasing. He never came back however. We searched all the next day and he never showed up. Some people think he just used the haunted house as an excuse to run away. I know different however, even now sometimes at night I hear screaming from the woods behind the house. I know he is still there, lost, driven mad by the Little Red House, waiting for some poor unsuspecting child that might wander into the deep dark woods up the hill.

To this day there are still people that will not set foot inside the Little Red House because they are still scared of it.

p.s. Everything about the little boy I made up- maybe, however everything else is for sure the truth. And you know what they say once a haunted house always a haunted house. Be careful Shannon and Ross wooooooooooooo